05
Feb

Bonus Stank o’ the week: TechCrunch founder Michael Arrington

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neckpunchYou gotta read this to believe it.  TechCrunch is one of the most popular geek blogs on the net. Recently a seventeen year old TechCrunch intern was caught trying to get a company to buy a computer for him in exchange for news coverage on the site. Oops. Solution? Fire the kid and move on, right? Not if you’re Michael Arrington. If you’re Michael Arrington the solution is  PUBLIC  HUMILIATION by posting a melodramatic apology to your “community of readers” and then (more…)

04
Feb

Announcement: Jon Stewart just isn’t that funny

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It’s time we face the music and acknowledge while Jon Stewart may be colorful and entertaining, he’s not as funny as he and his studio audience think he is.  Sorry but the The Daily Show is  nothing more than an over-produced YouTube skit that (more…)

03
Feb

Wassupwidat? Teenage heart throb Leif Garrett hits the skids

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My sister was in love with Leif Garrett growing up. His picture was on her bedroom walls and I remember how her and her girlfriends would buy all the latest magazines to make collages for their “Leif bound” binders. Man what a difference (more…)

02
Feb

Stank o’ the Week: Dean Richards

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Get a load of this interview. This reporter’s incessant meddling over Mel Gibson’s anti-Semitic tirade four years ago gets the “you got told son” treatment it deserves. How do these people get on TV?

26
Jan

Stank o’ the Week: Student falls on $130 million Picasso painting

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Seriously?? What kind of moron does this?  See this is why we can’t have nice things. I bet she heard that a lot growing up. I also bet she is wondering if the museum is going to sue her. Stank I tell ya!

21
Jan

Heidi Heidi Heidi Ho: Montag squeezes out a stinker

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“I put every dollar I have into this. I’ve spent almost $2 million on this album. It cost as much or more than a Britney Spears album because I wanted it to be that quality. … The songs will make an impact in pop history.”

That’s what Heidi Montag said prior to her “Superficial” album release. After seven days in release it was announced today that her “Superficial” album has sold a whopping grand total of 1,000 albums (more…)

20
Jan

John Meyer tells Tiger hand is a man’s best friend.. in graphic detail

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john meyer thong bathing suitLest there was any doubt, John Meyer has officially established himself as one strange dude.  In a Rolling Stone interview Meyer is quoted as saying,  “If Tiger Woods only knew when to jerk off. It has a true market value, like gold bullion…..I am the new generation of masturbator. I’ve seen it all. Before I make coffee, I’ve seen more butt holes than a proctologist does in a week… I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life. The phone doesn’t pick up because I’m masturbating.” (more…)

19
Jan

Conan O’Brien needs to shut up

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As Haiti’s death tool climbs to an estimated 200,000, “CoCo” O’Brien is still wanking on and on about his late night demise. According to the HP he called his employer a bunch of “incompetent morons” in a lame little song he performed the other night (we wouldn’t know because we never watch the moron). But really, O’Brien is the MORON, and we are really sick of his complaining.

This loud mouth quack with nothing more than a sharp wit and a bon fire on his head stands to make FORTY MILLION DOLLLARS in

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17
Jan

Stank o’ the week: Rush Limbaugh calling Haiti quake “made to order” for Obama

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rush limbaugh“[The Haiti earthquake] will play right into Obama’s hands. He’s humanitarian, compassionate. [Obama and his administration] will use [relief efforts] to burnish their, shall we say, ‘credibility’ with the black community — in the both light-skinned and dark-skinned black community in this country. It’s made-to-order for them.” -Rush Limbaugh on his Wednesday show.

Need we say more? No, but we will. No, let’s give the floor to Roger Ebert who wrote an open letter to Limbaugh in recent to his rancid comments: (more…)

16
Jan

The Big Skiiboski is really the Big Skiimaski!

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The Big Skiiboski not the next american idol

The Big Skiiboski not the next american idol

I have to admit when I saw “skiiboski” on AI the other night I was duly impressed by his unique charisma, energy, talent, and presentation. But not so fast, says TMZ, who recently reported:  “Skiiboski has been arrested on numerous drug possession charges, escape, resisting, contempt of court, probation violation and battery since 2005. “  (more…)

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