Look at this image and then read the caption. Really? What a joyous occasion this must have been for Miss Cole. And look! It’s shaped just like a Grammy, too! Gosh I wonder how the surgery team got that thing installed… ouch
Is the press getting dumber or am I just getting older? I suppose it could be a little of both. Don’t worry I am not hating on Natalie. I think she’s one of the greatest jazz singers EVA. LOVE HER ok?
Geez is it Friday yet? Ah one more day.
Am I happy Kris Allen won AI? Kiiiinda. I mean, snot like I’m going to run out and buy his CD. Doesn’t he kinda remind you of the dude from Blues Clues? What was his name again? [Thinking] Steve. [Goes and does some research].
So whatever happened to Steve Burns from Blues Clues? Duhh-uh! He pursued the American dream and turned into a decadent rock star of course. Like anyone wouldn’t know that! In fact he even has a web site called SteveBurnsRocks.com. Dude that so … rocks.
At least he didn’t go the way lil’ Pee Wee went. Granted Steve is not exactly the Kris-Allen-looking-goody-two-shoes he once was, so his post Blues Clues look takes a bit of getting used to, but once you hear his music… well.. le’ts just say you will have heard his music.
Don’t worry I’m not hating on Steve; he babysat our son for many many many days and nights, which allowed me to work my ass completely off (serious, it is gone), and our kid is turning out ok.. so far. So thanks, Steve!
But can I at least ask what is up with the fear and loathing in las vegas pic with the doll in his hand like he is performing some sadistic voodoo ritual?
And by the way the illest dopest lamest, blah blah blah song collection won’t be released now until next week because the dude working on our dope MP3 player FLAKED!
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