RIGHT NOW betchya Tiger is sorry he married Carrie Underwood’s twin sister. Golf club beats a Louisville Slugger any day though.
Or maybe not. Maybe Tig’’s happy he’s got a woman who will chase him down his personal street swinging a golf club when he messes around on her. Or heck may be Tiger didn’t mess around on his wife and it’s all just a big mix up. Maybe he routinely goes out at 2:45am and she routinely listens intently from inside their mansion to make sure he gets down the drive ok without a catastrophic fail. Maybe we snoopy ordinary citizen types are just encroaching on the beloved Tiger’s privacy. Then again, is Tiger even beloved in the traditional I’d-die-for-you american idol way? Seems people are more in awe of him as they would be a a chess prodigy like Bobby Fischer. Like, if I saw Tiger at the airport or something I wouldn’t run over to him and fall prostrate like I would, say, ya know, Bobby Brown, or something (Oh shudup! Booby Bobby is my boy haters! Don’t make me go tenderoni on your butts!).
Right now here at TJ we think this is only the beginning of Tiger’s woes. A billion dollars + two toddlers + an ex-model does not a happy home make. And that aint just us bein cynical.
Peace lil’ Tiger and fam!
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