John Daly got on TV recently and implored Tiger to just do it.. and play golf. We imagine he’ll send him a letter next. We bet it will look something like this:
Dear Ti’
Dude, go play golf. Forget the drama. Forget the chicks. Forget Vegas. Forget the old ball and chain. Forget the rugrats. Get your butt back on the golf course and do what you do best: smack the dang ball around.
Who cares if ya drag every paparazzi, mamarazzi, and star-struck rubbernecker on the continent to the golf course with ya. Who cares if there is a riot on the eighteenth hole during sudden death because some guy from TMZ stepped on Perez Hilton’s high heels. Dude, we miss ya and we want ya back.
Look what’s the worse that can happen? A f$#%@^ paparazzi helicopter crashes into the crowd and kills a few old birds? A parachutist gets tangled up in a tree on the back nine? A coupla Cessnas collide over the fairway? You get heckled a little bit? Come on man. You are the KING of pressure. You can handle it and you know it. Remember that time I made fart noises at you when you were teeing off at the 2003 Masters? You laughed it off and hammered one what, like 700 yards or somethin? Pressure. Yeah whatever.
Dude, it’s time to kick all this petty girlfriend drama to the curb and get back on the links, buddy. Let’s have a few dozen shots and talk about it. Call me. I got your back
Johnny
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