Ok, so we are not forensic scientists here at TJ. But do you need to be one to put the pieces of this so-called “inexplicable” yarn together?
Let’s have a look at the timeline: The wife and husband don’t show up for work on Monday, the cops go out to their house and bust in to find a wet spot on the floor with two fans blowing on it. Uh oh! The whole family is missing! But wait, no they’re not! Here comes the husband with his two kids in tow!
“Where have ya been junior?!” everybody yells.
“Uhh, took my boys [two and four years old] campin’… “ says junior.
“But it’s 10 frickin degrees and it’s Monday and you’re supposed to be at work!” everyone yells.
“Uh well shucks.. we got a late start… we was just cookin some smores and stuff… I guess I forgot today was Monday.”
Sherlock says: “It seems the husband was just as surprised to see the cops as they were to see him.”
We’re not suggesting a crime has occurred, but ya gotta admit, sawmfin stanks about this.
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