Seriously?? What kind of moron does this? See this is why we can’t have nice things. I bet she heard that a lot growing up. I also bet she is wondering if the museum is going to sue her. Stank I tell ya!
This entry was written by , posted on January 26, 2010 at 8:52 pm, filed under Pop Culture, Stank of the Week and tagged picasso painting, the actor, torn student painting. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink and follow any comments with the RSS feed for this post.
“I put every dollar I have into this. I’ve spent almost $2 million on this album. It cost as much or more than a Britney Spears album because I wanted it to be that quality. … The songs will make an impact in pop history.”
That’s what Heidi Montag said prior to her “Superficial” album release. After seven days in release it was announced today that her “Superficial” album has sold a whopping grand total of 1,000 albums (more…)
This entry was written by , posted on January 21, 2010 at 6:26 pm, filed under Pop Culture, Television and tagged heidi montag, superficial album. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink and follow any comments with the RSS feed for this post.
Lest there was any doubt, John Meyer has officially established himself as one strange dude. In a Rolling Stone interview Meyer is quoted as saying, “If Tiger Woods only knew when to jerk off. It has a true market value, like gold bullion…..I am the new generation of masturbator. I’ve seen it all. Before I make coffee, I’ve seen more butt holes than a proctologist does in a week… I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life. The phone doesn’t pick up because I’m masturbating.” (more…)
This entry was written by , posted on January 20, 2010 at 11:19 am, filed under Pop Culture, Stank of the Week, Washington, athletes and tagged john meyer, masturbating, tiger woods. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink and follow any comments with the RSS feed for this post.
As Haiti’s death tool climbs to an estimated 200,000, “CoCo” O’Brien is still wanking on and on about his late night demise. According to the HP he called his employer a bunch of “incompetent morons” in a lame little song he performed the other night (we wouldn’t know because we never watch the moron). But really, O’Brien is the MORON, and we are really sick of his complaining.
This loud mouth quack with nothing more than a sharp wit and a bon fire on his head stands to make FORTY MILLION DOLLLARS in
This entry was written by , posted on January 19, 2010 at 2:50 am, filed under Television and tagged conan o'brien, late night, nbc, zucker. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink and follow any comments with the RSS feed for this post.
“[The Haiti earthquake] will play right into Obama’s hands. He’s humanitarian, compassionate. [Obama and his administration] will use [relief efforts] to burnish their, shall we say, ‘credibility’ with the black community — in the both light-skinned and dark-skinned black community in this country. It’s made-to-order for them.” -Rush Limbaugh on his Wednesday show.
Need we say more? No, but we will. No, let’s give the floor to Roger Ebert who wrote an open letter to Limbaugh in recent to his rancid comments: (more…)
This entry was written by , posted on January 17, 2010 at 5:55 pm, filed under Songwriting, Stank of the Week, Uncategorized, Washington, Wireless, athletes and tagged haiti earthquake, horse whipped, obama, roger ebert, rush limbaugh. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink and follow any comments with the RSS feed for this post.
The Big Skiiboski not the next american idol
I have to admit when I saw “skiiboski” on AI the other night I was duly impressed by his unique charisma, energy, talent, and presentation. But not so fast, says TMZ, who recently reported: “Skiiboski has been arrested on numerous drug possession charges, escape, resisting, contempt of court, probation violation and battery since 2005. “ (more…)
This entry was written by , posted on January 16, 2010 at 7:45 pm, filed under Television, Uncategorized and tagged american idol, american idol atlanta, skiiboski. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink and follow any comments with the RSS feed for this post.
Anyone else sick of these long spoiler movie trailers that give away every action scene in the film and often times tell the entire story from start to end? Here is yet another example in Travolta’s new flick “From Paris with Love” (a play on the Bond flick title “From Russia With Love”). And what is with the new baby boomer bald guy look in all the actions flicks?
This entry was written by , posted on January 14, 2010 at 10:56 am, filed under Movies and tagged bruce willis, from paris with love, john travolta, movie trailer spoilers. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink and follow any comments with the RSS feed for this post.
Any day now NBC red-headed stepchild Conan O’Brien will be announcing a new deal with some other network. This is a huge disappointment—but only because we hate to bid farewell to all the jokes about him by the likes of Letterman, Kimmel, Stewart, et al. Ha ha ha ha ha. O’Brien and Leno probably aren’t laughing–which makes the jokes even funnier. It’s about time SOMETHING about Leno and O’Brien were funny besides their looks (more…)
This entry was written by , posted on January 13, 2010 at 3:32 pm, filed under Pop Culture, Television and tagged conan o'brien, jay leno, late night talk shows. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink and follow any comments with the RSS feed for this post.
Heidi Montag started out as another talent-challenged cute Hollywood bimbo. All that fame must have convinced her she could sing. Somehow she got a record deal (thanks to Auto Tune presumably). She just released a new album called “Superficial” (go figure). One of her songs is generating some buzz due to what Us magazine calls its “racy” overtones. The song is called ”Eat my panties off me.” The words go, “I brought some treats /I know that you gon love em/Come eat my panties off of me /Do whatever you feel comes naturally.”
What does her husband think? He loves it, of course. Apparently he doesn’t mind the thought of young teenage boys everywhere fantasizing about eating his wife’s panties off of her. Big whoop. Show me the money. Having class is officially a thing of the past.
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Former IL governor Rod Blagojevich recently told Esquire Magazine he is blacker than Obama. Here’s our satirical interview with him!
This entry was written by , posted on January 11, 2010 at 2:03 pm, filed under Pop Culture, Washington and tagged blagojevich blacker than obama, esquire interview blagojevich, rod blagojevich. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink and follow any comments with the RSS feed for this post.
