Lest there was any doubt, John Meyer has officially established himself as one strange dude. In a Rolling Stone interview Meyer is quoted as saying, “If Tiger Woods only knew when to jerk off. It has a true market value, like gold bullion…..I am the new generation of masturbator. I’ve seen it all. Before I make coffee, I’ve seen more butt holes than a proctologist does in a week… I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life. The phone doesn’t pick up because I’m masturbating.”
Butt holes? Proctologists? Strange, or poor attempt at humor?
Obviously John has learned to “master” his junk. Now if only he could learn to master his mouth.
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