NY Post reported that Howard Stern is being considered to replace multi millionaire Simon Cowell on American Idol. Stern responded to the rumors on his show yesterday saying “judging that f**king karaoke contest is the best job in the world!” and promising to carry on the fine Cowell tradition of blunt force trauma to the ego of contestants.. and then some. More from Stern ..
“I’m going to be frank with these people: ‘You’re fat,’” he said. “How many fat pop stars do you see? I also would have told Carrie Underwood to lose weight.”
“I would have sent Fantasia Barrino packing with a McDonald’s uniform and some advice: “Little boys want a Britney Spears or a Rihanna. Little boys are scared that you are going to sit on them. You’re out. Honey, you look like you stepped out of a Haitian earthquake. You’ve got to go clean up your act.”
“I would have said to Taylor Hicks ”How many times have you been laid in your life? Come back and see us with your hair dyed, then I’ll listen to you..”
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I would never watch another future A.I. show again if Howard Stern took Simon’s place. He should keep his options to himself. Has he not looked in a mirror lately?