Some people can’t get away with anything. Paris Hilton appears to be such a person. At left is her LVPD mugshot, which was taken after a bag of cocaine fell out of her purse while her boyfriend was being questioned by cops for driving down the LV strip as a cloud of marijuana smoke poured out of his windows.
But really, given the unorthodox angle of Hilton’s mugshot picture, we’re wondering who was intoxicated; Hilton or the cop taking the picture?
What is with that? And why does she look so pleasant? Oh I know why, because people with money can buy their way out of trouble. Must be nice, huh?
Anyway, one Darwin Award coming up for Paris!!
This entry was written by , posted on August 29, 2010 at 11:32 am, filed under Hollywierd, Washington and tagged arrested, cocaine, drugs, las vegas, marijuana, paris hilton. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink and follow any comments with the RSS feed for this post.
“My boobs are crushing me,” the 23-year-old starlet, who underwent 10 plastic surgeries earlier this year, told LIFE & STYLE magazine. “My body’s still getting used to them and I have major anxiety about it.” Waaaaaaaa… (more…)
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timbaland, $2 million watch, distraught, suicide
Dude, wtf is wrong with your boy Timbaland? Timba went goofy when he found out his $2 mil watch was stolen. Cops picked him up after concerned family calls. Now the fam’ got him on suicide watch. Talk about a watch to die for! (more…)
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Angry dudes with guns stormed a tour bus in the Phillipines and took a whole bunch of terrified people hostage. Their demands? They wanted their jobs back. ‘Tis true. Dudes, Darwin is calling and has an award for you. Word to those who lose their jobs: Never demand your job back with a weapon.
On the heels of report stating 1 in 5 Americans think Obama is a Muslim, the Reverend Franklin Graham, son of the Rev. Billy Graham, opined, “I think the president’s problem is that he was (more…)
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This entry was written by , posted on August 22, 2010 at 2:08 am, filed under Hollywierd, Music, News, Pop Culture, Stank of the Week, Television, Uncategorized, Washington, Wireless, athletes, jerry belltower and tagged Add new tag, amy winehouse, courtney love, excorcist, exorcism, heidi montag, jersey shore, lady gaga, lindsey lohan, montana fishburne, sharron angle, snooki, the last exorcism, tyra banks. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink and follow any comments with the RSS feed for this post.
This entry was written by , posted on August 14, 2010 at 5:17 pm, filed under Hollywierd, jerry belltower and tagged ground zero mosque, islam mosque manhattan, jerry belltower, kanye west, lady gaga, obama, rihanna. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink and follow any comments with the RSS feed for this post.
DR. Jerry Belltower brings it all to ya!
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Jerry Belltower
A lot of people have been emailing us and asking about our very own news anchor Jerry “Juicy Jerry” Belltower . A few people completely unrelated to this site have even suggested NBC consider him as the replacement for Michael Scott on the Office when Steve Carrell departs. Great idea! Read these (more…)
This entry was written by , posted on August 12, 2010 at 2:13 pm, filed under Hollywierd, Pop Culture and tagged jerry belltower. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink and follow any comments with the RSS feed for this post.
Sly’s new movie The Expendables will be out soon. It teams him with all his fav expendable alpha male movie stars for a couple more hours of blood, bullets, and biceps. Sly is what, 64 years old now? Do you know what this man would look like if it weren’t for plastic surgery? Picture Hugh Hefner with a tan and a hair lip. (more…)
This entry was written by , posted on August 4, 2010 at 3:48 pm, filed under Hollywierd, News, Washington, Wireless and tagged sylvester stallone. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink and follow any comments with the RSS feed for this post.
Mel Gibson stars in Edge of Darkness
This entry was written by , posted on July 29, 2010 at 5:34 pm, filed under Hollywierd. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink and follow any comments with the RSS feed for this post.
