Heidi Montag’s quest for perfection coming apart at the seams.. literally

“My boobs are crushing me,” the 23-year-old starlet, who underwent 10 plastic surgeries earlier this year, told LIFE & STYLE magazine. “My body’s still getting used to them and I have major anxiety about it.” Waaaaaaaa… (more…)

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Stank o’ the Week: Timmy Timbaland’s TWO MILLION DOLLAR suicide watch

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timbaland, $2 million watch, distraught, suicide

Dude, wtf is wrong with your boy Timbaland? Timba went goofy when he found out his $2 mil watch was stolen. Cops picked him up after concerned family calls. Now the fam’ got him on suicide watch. Talk about a watch to die for! (more…)

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Juicy Jerry Belltower serves up some Friday the 13th stank

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Who the heck is Jerry Belltower?

Jerry Belltower

Jerry Belltower

A lot of people have been emailing us and asking  about our very own news anchor Jerry “Juicy Jerry” Belltower . A few people completely unrelated to this site have even suggested NBC consider him as the replacement for Michael Scott on the Office when Steve Carrell departs.  Great idea! Read these (more…)

This entry was written by admin, posted on August 12, 2010 at 2:13 pm, filed under Hollywierd, Pop Culture and tagged . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink and follow any comments with the RSS feed for this post.



Former HP CEO Mark Hurd takes questions from callers about Fisher

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Jesse Jackson goes ape $#@% and joins Mel Gibson in racist hall of fame

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Opportunist Jesse Jackson just went Mel Gibson on the Cavs owner for slamming Lebron James for leaving Cleveland. Jackson, who is known to storm the streets with a megaphone every time a black celebrity is criticized for ANYTHING said of the Cavs owner ” “He speaks as an owner of LeBron and not the owner of the Cleveland
Cavaliers. His feelings of betrayal personify a slave master mentality. (more…)

This entry was written by admin, posted on July 11, 2010 at 9:34 pm, filed under Music, Pop Culture, Television, athletes and tagged , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink and follow any comments with the RSS feed for this post.



George wants to know your bottom line.. and other stuff

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I bet he does. What is with this guy anyway? WHY oh why oh why didn’t he just go away quietly like the rest of Pres. Clinton’s staffers? Don’t we have enough of these Bob Costas wanna-bes? (more…)

This entry was written by admin, posted on June 17, 2010 at 6:32 pm, filed under News, Pop Culture. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink and follow any comments with the RSS feed for this post.



Quincy Jones completely sells out and butchers an R&B classic in the process

Have you heard this?? Vintage soul lovers get ready to be horrified. I had to go to Q’s website to make sure someone wasn’t spoofing him.

Alas, it’s true, the Q has gone mad. THE Quincy Jones. The one who arranged for people like Frank Sinatra and Count Basie. THE Quincy Jones who gifted the world with the best of Michael Jackson.  The legendary “Q” has officially lost his dman mind and it’s a SAD day  for this Q loving musician, yours truly.

Yes, the Q has homeyed up with auto-tuner-crooner Akon to absolutely destroy the Brothers Johnson UNTOUCHABLE “Strawberry Letter 23.”  The other “Q” (Quinten Tarantino–who used 23 in his Jackie Brown film) must be as sick as I am.

Say it aint so. Last time Q checked in he brought us the BRILLIANT “Secret Garden” with El, James Ingram, Barry White, etc… and now THIS garbage??  Please SAY IT AINT SO.

Q, what were you thinking dude??????????  Go produce a new Stevie album.. or Babyface… or Al Green… all of them are still alive. Stop playing games with the  little boys Q!

HERE IS THE REAL DEAL!! Stop messing with the classic Quincy!!

This entry was written by admin, posted on May 14, 2010 at 8:00 am, filed under Music, Pop Culture. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink and follow any comments with the RSS feed for this post.



Stank o’ the Week: Joaquin Phoenix “very personal” documentary a stinker

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I really like Joaquin the actor. Gladiator and Walk the Line are two of my favorite movies and he was awesome in both. But all good things must come to an end… some earlier than others…

Casey Affleck (Ben Affleck’s lil’ bro) is shopping the documentary film he shot of Joaquin Phoenix’ “lost year” (the year in which Joaquin Phoenix attempted a rap career). This from the LA Times yesterday after a screening to potential buyers: “Several buyers said the film overflowed with Hollywood debauchery, including more male frontal nudity than you’d find in some gay porn films and a stomach-turning sequence in which someone feuding with Phoenix defecates on the actor while he’s asleep.”

Stay classy, Joaquin!!

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