LOL. Lindsey Lohan suing E-Trade for $100 MILLION. Says the baby depicted at the end of this commercial was in her “likeness.” Says her privacy was compromised. HA! This is the same Lindsey Lohan that frequently gives crotch shot (more…)
This entry was written by , posted on March 9, 2010 at 5:30 pm, filed under Hollywierd, Music, Pop Culture, Television, Washington, Wireless and tagged e-trade, lohan. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink and follow any comments with the RSS feed for this post.
Recall his old crusty butt. Who needs “public servants” who think they don’t need to answer to the public? From ABC NEWS: (more…)
This entry was written by , posted on March 1, 2010 at 4:59 pm, filed under Washington and tagged senator jim bunning. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink and follow any comments with the RSS feed for this post.
Jay-Z must be drinking. He was recently asked why he was AWOL at the “We are the World” remix thing for Haiti. His response? Get this: “I have a interesting take on that. I know everybody is gonna take this wrong: “We Are the World,” I love it, and I understand the point and think it’s great. But I think “We Are the World” is like “Thriller” to me. I don’t ever wanna see it touched.”
Jigga PUHLEEEEZE. Interesting take huh? You mean a HYPOCRITICAL take. This cat has sampled more classics than iTunes! Isn’t this the guy who routinely samples, slices, dices, and butchers every song he can get his mits on? Correct me if I’m wrong but he has built his empire on other people’s music. Here is a list of samples Jay-Z used (more…)
This entry was written by , posted on February 15, 2010 at 6:39 pm, filed under California, Hollywierd, Pop Culture, Songwriting, Stank of the Week, Uncategorized, Washington, Wireless, athletes and tagged jay-z. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink and follow any comments with the RSS feed for this post.
John Mayer rep suffered a crushing blow yesterday after Playboy spilled the beans on a gang of skanless stuff he blurted out in a recent interview with them–including his use of the word “nigger” to honk about his so-called “hood pass” and the describing of his penis as a “white supremacist” when it comes to intimacy with black women. Can I just say “Dude, what the F**K are you smoking???” (more…)
This entry was written by , posted on February 11, 2010 at 11:02 am, filed under Hollywierd, Pop Culture, Stank of the Week, Uncategorized, Washington, Wireless, athletes and tagged john meyer, playboy interview. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink and follow any comments with the RSS feed for this post.
Lest there was any doubt, John Meyer has officially established himself as one strange dude. In a Rolling Stone interview Meyer is quoted as saying, “If Tiger Woods only knew when to jerk off. It has a true market value, like gold bullion…..I am the new generation of masturbator. I’ve seen it all. Before I make coffee, I’ve seen more butt holes than a proctologist does in a week… I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life. The phone doesn’t pick up because I’m masturbating.” (more…)
This entry was written by , posted on January 20, 2010 at 11:19 am, filed under Pop Culture, Stank of the Week, Washington, athletes and tagged john meyer, masturbating, tiger woods. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink and follow any comments with the RSS feed for this post.
“[The Haiti earthquake] will play right into Obama’s hands. He’s humanitarian, compassionate. [Obama and his administration] will use [relief efforts] to burnish their, shall we say, ‘credibility’ with the black community — in the both light-skinned and dark-skinned black community in this country. It’s made-to-order for them.” -Rush Limbaugh on his Wednesday show.
Need we say more? No, but we will. No, let’s give the floor to Roger Ebert who wrote an open letter to Limbaugh in recent to his rancid comments: (more…)
This entry was written by , posted on January 17, 2010 at 5:55 pm, filed under Songwriting, Stank of the Week, Uncategorized, Washington, Wireless, athletes and tagged haiti earthquake, horse whipped, obama, roger ebert, rush limbaugh. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink and follow any comments with the RSS feed for this post.
Former IL governor Rod Blagojevich recently told Esquire Magazine he is blacker than Obama. Here’s our satirical interview with him!
This entry was written by , posted on January 11, 2010 at 2:03 pm, filed under Pop Culture, Washington and tagged blagojevich blacker than obama, esquire interview blagojevich, rod blagojevich. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink and follow any comments with the RSS feed for this post.
Harry Reid pops his career bubble with a little negro jab. Good news for Joe Biden–who now finally has someone he can confide in. Here’s the satirical call the good senator Reid made to the prez to patch things up.
This entry was written by , posted on January 10, 2010 at 3:24 pm, filed under Stank of the Week, Washington and tagged game changer, harry reid, harry reid negro, obama harry reid negro. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink and follow any comments with the RSS feed for this post.
Ok, so we are not forensic scientists here at TJ. But do you need to be one to put the pieces of this so-called “inexplicable” yarn together?
Let’s have a look at the timeline: The wife and husband don’t show up for work on Monday, the cops go out to their house and bust in to find a wet spot on the floor with two fans blowing on it. Uh oh! The whole family is missing! But wait, no they’re not! Here comes the husband with his two kids in tow! (more…)
This entry was written by , posted on December 14, 2009 at 12:02 pm, filed under Songwriting, Stank of the Week, Television, Washington, Wireless, athletes and tagged joshua powell alibi, missing utah woman, powell family missing, susan powell missing, utah kidnapping. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink and follow any comments with the RSS feed for this post.
