New York City cabbie slasher dude arraigned, MI slasher no bail, Tiger

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The NYC cabbie slasher dude has been arraigned. I vote for a speedy trial. Get this dude in general population as quickly as possible. In other slasher newsthe Michigan serial slasher dude has been ordered held without bond. He is suspected in over ten slashings , five resulting in death!

In related news, a government report published Thursday states that 90,000 inmates report being victimized sexually by another inmate or staff member in 2009.  NYC cabbie slasher dude will need to watch his back if he wishes to preserve his virginity.

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Tiger Woods is back in the hunt after shooting a killer 6 under par at his latest golf tournament. I don’t know what or where the tournament is. All I know is that his smiling mugshot is all over the news. He looks uplifted, inspired and refreshed. You would be too if you owed your wife $750,000,000 and just got your job back. (more…)

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Monday morning stank

gunmen phllipines hostage busAngry dudes with guns stormed a tour bus in the Phillipines and took a whole bunch of terrified people hostage. Their demands? They wanted their jobs back. ‘Tis true. Dudes, Darwin is calling and has an award for you. Word to those who lose their jobs: Never demand your job back with a weapon.

On the heels of report stating 1 in 5 Americans think Obama is a Muslim, the Reverend Franklin Graham, son of the Rev. Billy Graham, opined, “I think the president’s problem is that he was (more…)

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Jesse Jackson goes ape $#@% and joins Mel Gibson in racist hall of fame

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Opportunist Jesse Jackson just went Mel Gibson on the Cavs owner for slamming Lebron James for leaving Cleveland. Jackson, who is known to storm the streets with a megaphone every time a black celebrity is criticized for ANYTHING said of the Cavs owner ” “He speaks as an owner of LeBron and not the owner of the Cleveland
Cavaliers. His feelings of betrayal personify a slave master mentality. (more…)

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Stank o’ The Week: Mel Gibson–certified racist shoots off lethal weapon again

YIKES! I wonder what his cop buddy Danny Glover thinks of this. Then again Mel was the one with the gun in his mouth in the Lethal Weapon flicks. Looks like (more…)

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New Michael Jackson video game announced

Have you heard? There is an MJ video game in the works and it will be released by Christmas. No word on the details, but I’m guessing the object is to see how high you can get Mike before the ambulances arrive.  (more…)

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Stank o’ the Week: Joaquin Phoenix “very personal” documentary a stinker

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I really like Joaquin the actor. Gladiator and Walk the Line are two of my favorite movies and he was awesome in both. But all good things must come to an end… some earlier than others…

Casey Affleck (Ben Affleck’s lil’ bro) is shopping the documentary film he shot of Joaquin Phoenix’ “lost year” (the year in which Joaquin Phoenix attempted a rap career). This from the LA Times yesterday after a screening to potential buyers: “Several buyers said the film overflowed with Hollywood debauchery, including more male frontal nudity than you’d find in some gay porn films and a stomach-turning sequence in which someone feuding with Phoenix defecates on the actor while he’s asleep.”

Stay classy, Joaquin!!

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Tiger Woodspecker says dramatic return to golf felt “normal”

And in reply we say: Normal to who? Your wife? All the chicks you used and abused for self serving sex? Or for you? Normal? Really? Did it feel normal all those times you cheated your wife and family too? Tell us your definition of normal dude.

Major ups to whomever paid to have this banner flown over the course at today’s masters. It’s about time these shmucks had to suffer some humiliation for their dishonesty.

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We used to like Erykah Badu

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No lie, she used to be one of our favorite singers bar none. But now that she’s bared all, it’s hard to value her as anything more than a fame-starved publicity hound who was so desperate for attention she had to show her  chee-chees and v-jayjay to stunned tourists, children, and old people who were trying to pay their respects to John F Kennedy. Erykah: not cool. Consider me un-fanned. Story

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Oh Lindsey you’re so vain.. you think this commercial is about you

LOL. Lindsey Lohan suing E-Trade for $100 MILLION. Says the baby depicted at the end of this commercial was in her “likeness.”  Says her privacy was compromised. HA! This is the same Lindsey Lohan that frequently gives crotch shot (more…)

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