New York City cabbie slasher dude arraigned, MI slasher no bail, Tiger

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The NYC cabbie slasher dude has been arraigned. I vote for a speedy trial. Get this dude in general population as quickly as possible. In other slasher newsthe Michigan serial slasher dude has been ordered held without bond. He is suspected in over ten slashings , five resulting in death!

In related news, a government report published Thursday states that 90,000 inmates report being victimized sexually by another inmate or staff member in 2009.  NYC cabbie slasher dude will need to watch his back if he wishes to preserve his virginity.

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Tiger Woods is back in the hunt after shooting a killer 6 under par at his latest golf tournament. I don’t know what or where the tournament is. All I know is that his smiling mugshot is all over the news. He looks uplifted, inspired and refreshed. You would be too if you owed your wife $750,000,000 and just got your job back. (more…)

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Sly Stallone says no to the aging process

Sly’s new movie The Expendables will be out soon. It teams him with all his fav expendable alpha male movie stars  for a couple more hours of blood, bullets, and biceps. Sly is what, 64 years old now? Do you know what this man would look like if it weren’t for plastic surgery? Picture Hugh Hefner with a tan and a hair lip. (more…)

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New Michael Jackson video game announced

Have you heard? There is an MJ video game in the works and it will be released by Christmas. No word on the details, but I’m guessing the object is to see how high you can get Mike before the ambulances arrive.  (more…)

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Stank o’ the Week: Joaquin Phoenix “very personal” documentary a stinker

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I really like Joaquin the actor. Gladiator and Walk the Line are two of my favorite movies and he was awesome in both. But all good things must come to an end… some earlier than others…

Casey Affleck (Ben Affleck’s lil’ bro) is shopping the documentary film he shot of Joaquin Phoenix’ “lost year” (the year in which Joaquin Phoenix attempted a rap career). This from the LA Times yesterday after a screening to potential buyers: “Several buyers said the film overflowed with Hollywood debauchery, including more male frontal nudity than you’d find in some gay porn films and a stomach-turning sequence in which someone feuding with Phoenix defecates on the actor while he’s asleep.”

Stay classy, Joaquin!!

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Tiger Woodspecker says dramatic return to golf felt “normal”

And in reply we say: Normal to who? Your wife? All the chicks you used and abused for self serving sex? Or for you? Normal? Really? Did it feel normal all those times you cheated your wife and family too? Tell us your definition of normal dude.

Major ups to whomever paid to have this banner flown over the course at today’s masters. It’s about time these shmucks had to suffer some humiliation for their dishonesty.

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Oh Lindsey you’re so vain.. you think this commercial is about you

LOL. Lindsey Lohan suing E-Trade for $100 MILLION. Says the baby depicted at the end of this commercial was in her “likeness.”  Says her privacy was compromised. HA! This is the same Lindsey Lohan that frequently gives crotch shot (more…)

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Stank o’ the Week: Jay-Zzzzzzzz’s hypocrisy

Jay-Z must be drinking.  He was recently asked why he was AWOL at the “We are the World” remix thing for Haiti. His response? Get this: “I have a interesting take on that. I know everybody is gonna take this wrong: “We Are the World,” I love it, and I understand the point and think it’s great. But I think “We Are the World” is like “Thriller” to me. I don’t ever wanna see it touched.”

Jigga PUHLEEEEZE. Interesting take huh? You mean a HYPOCRITICAL take.  This cat has sampled more classics than iTunes!  Isn’t this the guy who routinely samples, slices, dices, and butchers every song he can get his mits on? Correct me if I’m wrong but he has built his empire on other people’s music. Here is a list of samples Jay-Z used (more…)

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Stank o’ the Month: John Mayer’s EGO

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John Mayer rep suffered a crushing blow yesterday after Playboy spilled the beans on a gang of skanless stuff he blurted out in a recent interview with them–including his use of the word “nigger” to honk about his so-called “hood pass” and the describing of his penis as a “white supremacist” when it comes to intimacy with black women. Can I just say “Dude, what the F**K are you smoking???” (more…)

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Stank o’ the week: Rush Limbaugh calling Haiti quake “made to order” for Obama

rush limbaugh“[The Haiti earthquake] will play right into Obama’s hands. He’s humanitarian, compassionate. [Obama and his administration] will use [relief efforts] to burnish their, shall we say, ‘credibility’ with the black community — in the both light-skinned and dark-skinned black community in this country. It’s made-to-order for them.” -Rush Limbaugh on his Wednesday show.

Need we say more? No, but we will. No, let’s give the floor to Roger Ebert who wrote an open letter to Limbaugh in recent to his rancid comments: (more…)

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