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Jerry Belltower

A lot of people have been emailing us and asking  about our very own news anchor Jerry “Juicy Jerry” Belltower . A few people completely unrelated to this site have even suggested NBC consider him as the replacement for Michael Scott on the Office when Steve Carrell departs.  Great idea! Read these (more…)

elias abuelazam serial stabber

Authorities are pleased to announce the booking of Elias Abuelazam, not to be confused with the movie Book of Eli in which a serial stabber traverses post apocalyptic America and murders hells angels in the name of God. Elias was trying to board a plane to Israel at the time of his arrest. See all our videos on YouTube! Juicy Jerry has the stank!!

Fact or fiction? Ashley Anne Kirilow, 23, shaved her head and eyebrows, plucked her eyelashes, and starved herself to look like she was going through chemotherapy treatments, the report in the Toronto Star said.

This one my friends is–amazingly– a factual story. Read more here (if you can stomach it).