23
Jun

Stank O’ The Week: Lion Burgers!! WTF?! Eeeeeyooooooo

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WTF is wrong with people??  From CNN Money: A small Arizona restaurant found itself at the center of a nationwide backlash that included a bomb threat after it announced plans to offer lion burgers this week as part of a World Cup promotion. (more…)

20
Jun

BP aristocrats take a break from oil cleanup to watch CEO Tony Hayward’s yacht compete

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yacht bp tony hayward oilAnd you were offended when George Bush was racing around his ranch with Lance Armstrong and Obama was boogie boarding in Hawaii while U.S. solders were getting blasted out of their boots in Afghanistan! Ha! Loser. BP takes the new prize for crimes against humanity and the environment. I say we throw all these bums in jail after they clean up the gulf. (more…)

17
Jun

George wants to know your bottom line.. and other stuff

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george stephanopoulos

I bet he does. What is with this guy anyway? WHY oh why oh why didn’t he just go away quietly like the rest of Pres. Clinton’s staffers? Don’t we have enough of these Bob Costas wanna-bes? (more…)

16
Jun

My relationship status has officially changed

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I have a confession to share, friends. I’ve been secretly seeing another for months, and I can’t live a double life anymore. My long running relationship is officially over. It is what it is. I hate to have to do it this way, but I have no other choice, so here goes nothing…

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14
Jun

New Michael Jackson video game announced

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Have you heard? There is an MJ video game in the works and it will be released by Christmas. No word on the details, but I’m guessing the object is to see how high you can get Mike before the ambulances arrive.  (more…)

14
Jun

Make the laughing BP boys give every American free gas for one year

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bp oil spill obama birds damage wildlife response pictures

bp oil spill obama birds damage wildlife response pictures

Don’t you wish you could personally wipe the cheeky smiles off all their faces the way workers are wiping their oil off wildlife at this moment? I want to know what the penalty is going to be.  (more…)

13
Jun

Craig Robinson and Nick Cannon prove America is a lil’ short on talent mayne

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Have you seen the new season of Last Comic Standing? Everything is very funny… except the host Craig Robinson. Look I am not trying to hate on big Craig.  Craig is about as harmless as a defanged Rottweiler. He just aint funny. He aint funny on Office, he aint funny on LCS.

I would like to see Craig try his hand at Lifetime movies or something. I could see him playing the role of the mute witness who testifies for the beaten wife in sign language. That would be perfect for him. Then there is NICK CANNON. Ergh. The guy who brought us songs like “Gigolo” and (more…)

05
Jun

God bless Keanu Reeves

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I am his new biggest fan. Get this story!!

Man of the moment Keanu Reeves has shown his generosity by giving away £50 million of his earnings from the Matrix sequels. The 38-year-old decided to hand over the money to the unsung heroes of the sci-fi blockbusters - the costume and special effects teams. (more…)

26
May

We’re baaaack, and all I want to say is..

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American Idol is done. Put a fork in it. The finalists blow (not in a good way), Degeneres is a terrible judge and has ruined the show, Kara gets to talk WAY too much, and of course Simon is leaving after the finale.

Looks to me like Paula got out at the right time.  X Factor’s going to be huge and if I’m Randy Jackson I’m begging Simon for a job.

On a semi related note, you have to love this pic of Ellen I found on Google. It is her in a private jet apparently. Isn’t it cute? Nice carbon footprint there Degeneres. You are so green girl. You go girl.

14
May

Quincy Jones completely sells out and butchers an R&B classic in the process

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Have you heard this?? Vintage soul lovers get ready to be horrified. I had to go to Q’s website to make sure someone wasn’t spoofing him.

Alas, it’s true, the Q has gone mad. THE Quincy Jones. The one who arranged for people like Frank Sinatra and Count Basie. THE Quincy Jones who gifted the world with the best of Michael Jackson.  The legendary “Q” has officially lost his dman mind and it’s a SAD day  for this Q loving musician, yours truly.

Yes, the Q has homeyed up with auto-tuner-crooner Akon to absolutely destroy the Brothers Johnson UNTOUCHABLE “Strawberry Letter 23.”  The other “Q” (Quinten Tarantino–who used 23 in his Jackie Brown film) must be as sick as I am.

Say it aint so. Last time Q checked in he brought us the BRILLIANT “Secret Garden” with El, James Ingram, Barry White, etc… and now THIS garbage??  Please SAY IT AINT SO.

Q, what were you thinking dude??????????  Go produce a new Stevie album.. or Babyface… or Al Green… all of them are still alive. Stop playing games with the  little boys Q!

HERE IS THE REAL DEAL!! Stop messing with the classic Quincy!!

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