Lest there was any doubt, John Meyer has officially established himself as one strange dude. In a Rolling Stone interview Meyer is quoted as saying, “If Tiger Woods only knew when to jerk off. It has a true market value, like gold bullion…..I am the new generation of masturbator. I’ve seen it all. Before I make coffee, I’ve seen more butt holes than a proctologist does in a week… I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life. The phone doesn’t pick up because I’m masturbating.” (more…)
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