Lest there was any doubt, John Meyer has officially established himself as one strange dude. In a Rolling Stone interview Meyer is quoted as saying, “If Tiger Woods only knew when to jerk off. It has a true market value, like gold bullion…..I am the new generation of masturbator. I’ve seen it all. Before I make coffee, I’ve seen more butt holes than a proctologist does in a week… I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life. The phone doesn’t pick up because I’m masturbating.” (more…)
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Our inaugural Stank-of-the-Week award goes to Hugh Hefner. When the “Hef” was recently asked about Tiger Woods’ marital “transgressions,” he said, “I think the only surprise in it, quite frankly, is that anybody would be surprised. If you’re a good-looking guy and young and healthy, the notion that there would be something else going on, well, marriage is just a convenience. It’s very nice for raising kids, but the notion that monogamy lasts forever is a wish!” (more…)
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RIGHT NOW betchya Tiger is sorry he married Carrie Underwood’s twin sister. Golf club beats a Louisville Slugger any day though.
Or maybe not. Maybe Tig’’s happy he’s got a woman who will chase him down his personal street swinging a golf club when he messes around on her. Or heck may be Tiger didn’t mess around on his wife and it’s all just a big mix up. Maybe he routinely goes out at 2:45am and she routinely listens intently from inside their mansion to make sure he gets down the drive ok without a catastrophic fail. Maybe we snoopy ordinary citizen types are just encroaching on the beloved Tiger’s privacy. Then again, (more…)
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